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Modern comforts, groovy delights

A truly one of a kind home in Hermann, retrohaus is your home base from which to enjoy all our German village has to offer. We'd love to have you stay with us! Please feel free to call or email with ANY questions.

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Retrohaus is a whole house rental that accommodates up to 6 "fab"ulous guests!
There are three bedrooms with dreamy KING size beds- one bedroom on first floor with newly renovated fun and fuzzy pink bath and two bedrooms on second floor that share a brand new Jack and Jill bathroom with divine shower. 
There's a groovy living room with Roku TV, fully equipped kitchen with awesome built in retro bar, stocked vintage game cabinet, and our own childhood record player with an endless choice of golden oldies for gettin' on your groove.
We provide complimentary root beer float fixings (A&W mugs provided, of course!), coffee/tea bar, bottle of local wine from one of our excellent Hermann wineries, throwback candies and pop-tart goodies, popcorn/retro popcorn popper, and Farmer Dan's fresh fermented German sauerkraut! (Farmer Dan is Dan Kuebler, co-owner of retrohaus.)
There's a swell outdoor patio with propane fire-pit and seating, barbecue grill, large yard, and porch with an awesome view of our German village.
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Features & Amenities


Whole house
  • Free WiFi
  • Fully equipped retro kitchen
  • Groovy retro bar area (with every imaginable funky beverage glass type!)
  • Game cabinet stocked with vintage favorites (Sorry, Scrabble, Password, Trivial Pursuit, chess, etc.)
  • Vintage stereo- with loads of groovin' vinyls, of course!
  • Roku TV in living room
  • Portable Bluetooth speaker
  • Bathroom essentials: soap, shampoo/conditioner, mascara remover, q-tips, toothpaste, etc.
  • Vintage ironing board and iron
  • Vintage books for your reading pleasure
  • Vintage DVD player and DVDs galore
  • Vintage afghans for snuggling indoors or outdoors




Bedrooms
  • Dreamy KING bed every bedroom
  • Comfy robes every bedroom
  • Alarm clock every bedroom
  • Air conditioning/heat individually controlled in every bedroom
  • Lighted make-up mirror every bedroom
  • Hair dryer every bedroom
  • White noise machine/Bluetooth speaker every bedroom 
  • Ceiling fan every bedroom
  • Cell phone charger every bedroom

Outdoor
  • Outdoor patio with propane fire-pit and comfortable seating, vintage afghans
  • Outdoor covered porch with awesome sunset views
  • Propane barbecue grill
  • Large grassy yard
  • Free parking

Complimentary
  • Complimentary fully stocked coffee/tea bar
  • Complimentary bottle of local wine
  • Complimentary welcome goodies
  • Complimentary root beer float fixings (A&W mugs provided, of course!) 
  • Complimentary popcorn (Retro popcorn popper provided, of course!)
  • Complimentary jar of Farmer Dan fresh fermented German sauerkraut (Dan is co-owner of retrohaus.)

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