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Modern comforts, groovy delights

A truly one of a kind home in Hermann, retrohaus is your home base from which to enjoy all our German village has to offer. We'd love to have you stay with us! Please feel free to call or email with ANY questions.

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Retrohaus is a whole house rental that accommodates up to 6 "fab"ulous guests!
There are 3 bedrooms with dreamy KING size beds- one bedroom on first floor with newly renovated fun and fuzzy pink bath and two bedrooms on second floor that share a brand new jack and jill bathroom with divine shower. 
There's a groovy living room with Roku TV, fully equipped kitchen with awesome built in retro bar, fully stocked game cabinet, and vintage record player with an endless choice of golden oldies for gettin' on your groove.
We provide complimentary coffee/tea bar, welcome goodies, popcorn/retro popcorn popper, and Farmer Dan's fresh fermented sauerkraut! (Farmer Dan is Dan Kuebler, co-owner of retrohaus.)
There's a swell outdoor patio with propane fire-pit and seating, large yard, and porch with a "fab" view of Hermann.
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Rates for whole house retrohaus rental

Weekdays (Sunday through Thursday)
$250 per night*
 
Standard weekend (Friday through Saturday)
$410 per night* | 2 night minimum

Maifest (Third weekend in May)
$500 per night* | 2 night minimum
  
Octoberfest (Every weekend in October)
$495 per night* | 2 night minimum


Special rate for 1-2 people renting retrohaus

If retrohaus is not rented for an upcoming weekend, we'll consider renting to 1-2 people for access to one bedroom and first floor at a reduced rate. Please contact us directly via phone or email for pricing.

*Note: $75.00 cleaning fee, 8.1% Missouri sales tax, and 3% Hermann, Missouri lodging tax will be added to all bookings.

Amenities


Whole house
  • Free WiFi
  • Fully equipped retro kitchen
  • Groovy retro bar area (with every imaginable funky beverage glass type!)
  • Game cabinet stocked with vintage favorites (Sorry, Scrabble, Password, Trivial Pursuit, chess, etc.)
  • Vintage stereo- with loads of groovin' vinyls, of course!
  • Roku TV in living room
  • Portable Bluetooth speaker
  • Bathroom essentials: soap, shampoo/conditioner, mascara remover, q-tips, toothpaste, etc.
  • Vintage ironing board and iron
  • Vintage books for your reading pleasure
  • Vintage DVD player and DVDs galore
  • Vintage afghans for snuggling indoors or outdoors




Bedrooms
  • Comfy KING bed every bedroom
  • Comfy robes every bedroom
  • Alarm clock every bedroom
  • Air conditioning/heat individually controlled in every bedroom
  • Lighted make-up mirror every bedroom
  • Hair dryer every bedroom
  • White noise machine/Bluetooth speaker every bedroom 
  • Ceiling fan every bedroom
  • Cell phone charger every bedroom

Outdoor
  • Outdoor patio with propane fire-pit and comfortable seating, vintage afghans
  • Outdoor covered porch with awesome sunset views
  • Propane barbecue grill
  • Large grassy yard
  • Free parking

Complimentary
  • Complimentary fully stocked coffee/tea bar
  • Complimentary bottle of local wine
  • Complimentary welcome goodies such as fruit, candies, muffins, etc.
  • Complimentary root beer float fixings (A&W mugs provided, of course!) 
  • Complimentary popcorn (Retro popcorn popper provided, of course!)
  • Complimentary jar of "Farmer Dan" fresh fermented sauerkraut (Dan is co-owner of retrohaus.)

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